Mariah Carey lies on her chaise under a fox fur blanket while Nick watches television. “So I see you had time to write this Amanda Bynes an entire letter.And yet, still no sign of those flamingo eggs I asked for yesterday.”MTV announces they'll be airing a documentary about Miley Cyrus later this year.Tara e-mails her agent: “hey r they making an anthony weiner movie????i could totally play that sydney leathers, don't u think?It could have gone a few hours into the night for us but then it would have ended in a good-bye, he commented, smiling the possibility away.
Here’s the statement from Cowell, who pulled the trigger on the changes, including on close friend Abdul, whom he shared the judges table with for years on “I want to say a massive thank you to Paula, Nicole and Steve for being part of The X Factor last year.Meanwhile, next to her, Justin Theroux cuts into a steak.Kim Kardashian posts a Keek video in which the family freaks out about a paparazzi intruder who has apparently snuck onto their property.“Remember that period of time—what was it, an entire year? ”Explaining her pre-, Jennifer Aniston says, “When I really wanted to have a cheat day I had to have a kale chip.”Jen sits down for dinner and takes out a small jar.It contains three Styrofoam peanuts, a strand of yarn and seven pieces of bark.“Yum, yum, yum,” she smiles, removing each item from the jar one by one.The 52-year-old actor recalled the times when he and Abdul were so much in one another’s hair that he couldn’t afford making love to her for the fear of what may come!Most of the sexual tension was on Abdul’s part, the Idol’s “Mr. It used to bring about constant bickering, so bitter at times that all through the first two seasons they “couldn’t travel on the same place together.”When Walters, trying to put things straight, asked him outright if Abdul was bent on a relationship, Cowell said he was “a million per cent” sure.John Mayer turns from the driver’s seat to look at Katy as they cruise down the highway.“You should tweet some kind of joke about the album title referencing the NSA or Edward Snowden. .”“I don't think that's really on brand for me, John.”John sneers condescendingly.“It could be if you wanted it to, you know.”Katy doesn't even look up from her Kindle.Ten minutes after posting the video, there's a knock on the door.It's a sullen and dejected Bruce Jenner, holding a ski cap and a baseball bat. ”“I knew it,” Bruce sighs, walking back up to his bedroom. tho have to SAY always thot if u ever had a kid itd b with me LOL!!!!!!!!!