Some people think it was kind of bulky, but then again it’s damn near unrecognizable and therefore easy to hide. This automatic & handsfree masturbation toy, we assume, was designed for lazy, sexual gluttons who want to fuck something without expending any unnecessary energy. If it weren’t for you guys, the world wouldn’t have a need for a toy like this – one that can offer a fully automated blowjob by connecting to online databases containing VR and POV porn content(SOLO mode is also possible).No joke, the Fleshlight Launch is the next top male sex toy – a real-life way for mankind to go where no man has gone before: to the world of real-time hands-free masturbation with super intense vulcanic orgasms! We are huge fans of a terrific blowjob, so we were all excited to review the Auto Blow 2 device.It features a smooth outer coating made from durable silicon, but inside the mechanism is where the magic happens. Its amicable attitude towards the cock makes us wonder whether Stoya is actually a push-over in real life.Although we thought this toy needed a little more power overall, we certainly liked the 5 different vibratory functions that allowed us to customize our playtime. In fact, our minds wondered several times while we experienced her orifices.
In other words, we know a good sex toy when we see it – or feel it, rather. We have done our best to be as thorough and objective as possible, given the fact that we went balls deep in all of them and eventually discovered our own favorites.We think adding a vibrating cock ring to the mix would make this one hell of a ride, if it isn’t already enough for you the way it is.Rating this mad masturbatory machine was kind of tricky though, mostly because we hadn’t witnessed anything like this before.The Flip Zero EV (Electronic Vibration) by TENGA is a one-size-fits-all waterproof (!) male masturbator with plenty of juice to please the techies while also having enough traditional taste to suit the old-school fans.Works wonders in combination with our #2 sex toy for men - The Fleshlight Launch.We appreciated the Hot Octopuss Pulse III because it allowed us to be lazy while still getting our rocks off.It’s almost as though the sex toy gods got together one day and developed a device to cure all ills. This thing makes the other toys from the TENGA brand seem like wasteful pieces of expensive garbage, and it’s uncertain how the brand will ever improve upon it in the future.I’m not saying there aren’t any flaws, it’s just that the flaws which do exist are so minor that anyone complaining needs to shut the fuck up. It’s time to whip out your wallets and put your money where your dick is. The Cobra Libre II is, by far, the best corona stimulation machine we’ve used in a long time.This robotic “mouth” features dual textured rings that glide up and down the shaft of the penis without manual interaction.The internal sleeves, which are textures as well, can be interchanged and customized to suit your delicate dick’s delight.