It was while I was asking him why, and what happened, and how come, that he told me I was fat. He wasn't wrong, and for a change he wasn't lying, he was just mean and tactless and weirdly only waking up to the fact three months later.
I've never figured out why he carried on seeing me for that long if my size bothered him. It's wanking that makes you blind, not being a wanker.
Every day I try to like my body, and I'd like to find somebody else who does too.
Woo Plus is a British online dating site that specialises in big beautiful women, and big handsome men, and their admirers.
You could lie outright, or smudge the truth a bit, to give someone the chance to get to know you first, and decide for themselves whether they're OK with a little extra padding.
Or you could go in headfirst and write "Attention all shoppers, I am overweight" in the first line of your profile.
But that seems a bad way to start a potential relationship.
There was this guy, back in 2014, who broke my heart.
Of course he wasn't the only one, I'd reached double figures by 2015.