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Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. " Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**in number! After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an arsehole! I wrote his number down with the word 'arsehole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.
And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, arsehole," and hung up.
" "Arsehole, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don.
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