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All of you know this before you start out tonight on our country’s biggest and ugliest drunk. ” And I ran straight at him at full speed and then threw myself into a headfirst slide.
It will happen in farmhouses, cold-water flats, in mansions and in tenements, in apartments of all types, in houses in the countryside, in villages and in cities great and small. Slid right between his legs, sent him flying in the air, scared the shit out of him. He’s a great showman, though; unconsciously, I think I still copy him. So I put on a white duster and a straw hat and I crashed through the door into the meeting and jumped up on the conference table.
On this night the saloon manners of the whole country change. We all rolled up our pants and were the Andrews Sisters. So I dropped the carafe on the table and it smashed and this flood rushed in all directions and made a waterfall off the table and all over the stage—such a mess! I don’t waste a minute; I walk right down to the footlights and take off my gray toupee and say, “I’m 14, what do you want? When we moved to Brighton Beach, I was 13 and a half and only a few houses away lived the one and only Buddy Rich.
Every one believes propriety is a weakness and succumbs as rapidly as he can to surliness, insensibility or the romancing of women. I’m guessing this will be the last game of 2013, and we’ve had quite a run here. Playboy: What did you do when you got out of the Army? One of us is still doing La Verne in the East Village. I could go to college and hang out a shingle and make ,000 a year. ” Well, I got a 51-minute laugh, but the director of the play came running down the aisle and chased me through five Jewish resorts. Buddy was just beginning with Artie Shaw then, and once in a while he would give me and my friend Billy half a lesson.
The junior clerks will identify this as a flaw and start scheming to grab his job before he is put on the pension and given the wrist watch for years of meritorious service. Anyway, I wanted to entertain so badly that I kept at it until I was good. Playboy: We read somewhere that you did seven two-hour shows a week while you were working in the Catskills. After the war, we met again in New York and he got me into television. Later on, Mike was replaced at the typewriter by somebody named Woody Allen. The goal of the Report is to create a baseline on issues of concern to women and to lay the foundation for data-based and research-informed efforts to pursue progress and improve the quality of life for women and for everyone in Westchester County. You’ll wear your eye black with the dashing pride of a company clerk showing off his Good Conduct Medal on the first furlough. On Saturday morning you’ll telephone your friends and describe your misconduct on the hazy night before and they’ll recite what they did. And I whipped off my straw hat and skimmed it across the room and it sailed right out the window and has never been seen since. The most proper of my acquaintances have prepared for this night with a reluctant cunning. Maybe I was angry because I was a Jew, because I was short, because my mother didn’t buy me a bicycle, because it was tough to get ahead, because I wasn’t God—who knows why? They protest they dread the torture of making spectacles of themselves. / Just a ham who’s minus looks / But in your hearts I’ll grow! Anyway, if Sid and I hadn’t felt so much alike, I would have been a comic ten years earlier. published “2016 Report on the Status of Women in Westchester” paints a portrait of women squeezed by the high cost of child care, a growing elderly population which strains their resources, and wage disparities which– despite the higher educational levels of women– continue to favor men.The Report, commissioned by the Westchester Women’s Agenda (WWA) with co-sponsorship support from EILEEN FISHER, documents changes in Westchester that affect women’s current well-being and the problems they face in the future.The rummies stand against bars and control the wild impulses which whiskey instigates in most men. But I don’t laugh—because the suitcases weigh a ton and like a shot I go to the bottom. They preserve their dignity while under the influence of liquor every day of the year but tonight. The overcoat soaks up 20 gallons of water instantly. Guys who can drain a quart of brandy without changing their position at the bar once have been known to put on paper hats after a tumbler full of champagne on New Year’s Eve. I’m looking forward to the new year; more challenges and more wins in all walks of life. Another thing for a Jew to do would be to become a salesman. White-on-white shirt, black-mohair suit, Swank cuff links and, if you made it, a cat’s-eye ring on the pinkie. When I went back to the mountains after the war, I played drums and sang. Anyway, one time in the mountains I was playing drums behind a standard mountain comedian. “I just flew in from Chicago and, boy, are my arms tired.” “Was that girl skinny—when I took her to a restaurant, the waiter said, ‘Check your umbrella? They throw confetti and wish people they despise a happy New Year. They make passes at their best friend’s wife even when the lady doesn’t appeal to them. Let us look at the last challenge of the year: Nothing too obvious like Times Square (although that would be kinda cool if we hadn’t already done it), but does require a bit of observation.  “It’s not the pale moooon that excites me, that thrills and delights me. ’ ” Anyway, one night the comic got sick and they asked me to go on for him. But I didn’t want to do those ancient jokes, so I decided to go out there and make up stuff.